Pumpkin Decade

TEN YEARS, can you believe it?

Someday it will seem but a drop in the bucket, I know...but I remember vividly those " Where will you be in 10?" questions, and I never really knew

But I am glad you held the doughnuts and glad you finally asked and most of all I am glad that my last 10 has included you.

Ten years ago today...

(incidentally matching that notorious nail polish)

Villa Europa

(the first of many occasions in which you'd help me make up my mind)







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( beating you . . . i know, i know you let me (not)

The Devil's Advocate
(what an omen that turned out to be!)
(I'd have posted a video clip here, if it wasn't such a trashy movie that you took me to :)




and the best promise I never kept:


"Just one date..."




Happy 10th Pumpkin Day, princeCharming


(thanks again for not taking me to that kegger)

Call Back



Chandler got his first call back- he's to be an orphan in SCT's "Oliver!"

The kids went to their first ever auditions last week, in which they had to sing & dance. Both were a little timid, but only because it was new and so many people around... they have no shame amongst family :)

Chan is already toying with the idea of being a professional comedian (heaven help us!) and wants to know how to become one of those lucky kids on t.v.

Thanks to homeschooling, we feel better knowing that at least one Chatham County teacher is not pulling her hair out over Chan's h-ambitions to be funny.

** I informed Chan that he will be relocated to River Street, in order to use the Method approach to prepare for his role... He embraces this idea fully and even adds " I won't be far from the house, but I'll just hang out in the yard and I can dig in the trash, please keep the police from getting me. " He asks to be "put out" right away and heads for the door, tossing me his tshirt under the general assumption that orphans are not only homeless but mostly nekkid too. **
CONGRATULATIONS, CHANDLER

SC/GA game

Found the Dawgs picture card yesterday that we were given a few weeks ago at the SC/GA game in Athens... they snapped our photo in hopes we would buy a print of it...this is what they took:

(I'll pass on purchasing)

Before I could marry princeC, I had to denounce my homeland (GA), burn anything with UGA on it and promise never, ever to spell the word dog: "D-A-W-G", before performing the sacred Carolina conversion ceremony, of which I can only say blood sacrifice is indeed required. But if that hadn't been the case- if I were still a native Dawgs fan, I would consider Sanford Stadium an excellent homeland to make fall football pilgrimages to. Athens was a lot of fun.

To be honest, I am not there for the game... I am there for funnel cakes, Bavarian cashews, and the quiet sport of people watching. The only person I cheer audibly is the cotton candy vendor "One more flight...You Can Do It!... I Can Tip!!" And in that arena, Athens was on top of their game.
Still, no one likes a walk of shame, so as indifferent as I may be concerning teams, I suppose my pleasant experience was tied in closely to the result of the game. The above picture may invoke a less fond memory if we had to walk to our cars with our tail feathers tucked, or worse, in the mouth of the Dawgs.
To their credit, most of GA's fans were cordial and congratulatory. I imagine the handful of fans who did get loud and obnoxious were probably just trying to take their minds off of their bookie's inevitable call.
From what I could tell, Carolina didn't gloat and won with dignity.
Again, from the neutral ground of indifference, I'd have to say my favorite part of the whole trip was the end of the night, when forced to climb Athens' hills to find their bus, Carolina's band seized the opportunity to hold an impromptu ticker tape parade- sans the ticker tape, of course.
We watched them march, in full swing, down a corridor of opposing fans to their bus and regardless of which team they were playing for, it was a special moment to behold. Like those processions for the dead in New O'leans.
Why Yes, it is possible, Virginia, to enjoy a football game, without enjoying football.

NascarCharlotte

Footage from our October trip to Charlotte for BoJangle's Pole Night. ( more family friendly than a real race)

Included is the "real" Transformer-ish vehicle Robosaurus. It "ate" a car, then set the car ( and the field) on fire.

Chandler pulled for Dale Jr. , Clay pulled for Gordon. Fisher pulled for both of them and the transformer. Logan just tried to stay warm and I found the "bucket of fries" concession stall to be my favorite event, opting for Ranch seasoning with a sprinkling of malt vinegar.

After the trivial pole events had passed, the serious racing began- junk cars pulling boat trailers followed by a few rousing laps between junked school buses... boogedy boogedy, as they say.

We drove from Savannah to Charlotte and got out of our car dressed completely wrong for the air up there... it was chilly to say the least. Everyone got a souvenir as a result- in order to try and stay warm ( forget gas money to get back home... give me a shirt and a cup of coffee please!)
As with most sporting events, I took the opportunity(s) to venture from the stands and stroll about a bit, watching folks and eating things as I went.

My favorite observation was that- thus far- Nascar is the only event I have attended where the line to the men's room far exceeds the wait to the ladies' loo.

Maybe it's because there are more men than women at Nascar events, but it seemed an even draw to me.

I personally think it has something to do with their Bubba friendly "Bring-your-own-cooler-heck-bring-a-*keg" policy, but that's just me.


*all kegs must be made of shatter proof material

Jello Fruit


Jello Fruit, originally uploaded by kellybrewer.

Step:1 Scoop out the nutritious stuff
Step 2: Replace with Jell-o
Step 3: Chill...

We were reminded about doing this project when we happened across Raven~Symone' Presents on YouTube:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsxZp7t4KAw

Home Ec/Caramel Apples

Aletheia Academy (ie; The Brew Crew) held Home Ec the other day- we made Caramel Apples... not long after, Chandler lost a silver crown.
On Monday, Aletheia takes a field trip to the Dentist's Office!



MY birthday Cake(s)


MY birthday Cake(s), originally uploaded by kellybrewer.

A couple of weeks ago:
Clay and the kids each decorated a miniture cake for me...the kids each decorated one for themselves, too.

testing...



Funny Church Slideshow

Dan Smith of the widely circulated "Baby Got Book" has started a church: Momentum in Ohio.
Amongst many other chuckle worthy videos and cool tie ins from mainstream media, this Sunday morning intro can be found on their YouTube channel, from their Momentum at the Movies series:

Mom Overture

Dr. Howdy shared this "Mom Song" on his blog :

300

Post 300 since the Great ReStructuring-post # who knows how many more I would have made by now if I didn't go all Delete Happy once before...

300 marvelous,riveting, rambling posts about nothing in particular, full of spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors that would justify my high school English teacher, Mrs. Wyatt, in her deep seated belief that my highest goals should only be set slightly above Professional Doodler and/or Rodeo Clown...

In honor of this special day, I give you a perfect game of bowling, as demonstrated by a Lego robot playing a Wii machine:

If that isn't enough of a crazy, party your pants off sort of moment, let me also share with you 300 Fables from Aesop, as shared by Rev. George Fyler Townsend, M.A. in the year 1867.

And Google Books - have you seen this!?

(i love it.)

Happy 300, ya'll.

disenchanted

I am disillusioned
Like knowing the secret to a magician's trick,
I am enlightened, yet let down.

PONTOON arrived from my book order at the local library... I didn't even know what it was supposed to be about when I ordered it, I just saw Keillor and knew I'd want to give it a read...

Turns out I know the story already. I may still read the book, but what a huge balloon burst it was to read the synopsis and realize it was the same plot as our "Night With Garrison" back in March.

Being a guinea pig is nothing new, I am used to the lab rat sensation. Being used as a test audience pales in comparison to some of the other trails I've blazed. On the brighter side, we apparently got an "exclusive" preview of an unreleased novel, but on the little black rain cloud side of the street (my favorite) we were merely privy to a prolonged book plug .

Ah, Well...

Pim's

TRY THESE:

(I found mine at Publix)

*It may be of interest to you to view these cookies in their natural French habitat-LePims.com

This Link should direct you to a "translated" version of the page-thanks (or no thanks) to Google.

kelly, kelly, kelly...

Know what is funner than googling yourself? Go to the iTunes (or your preferred music dealer) site and search for your name... in this case, I searched for "kelly"

There were all sorts of songs-- kind of like the many versions of me.

Tempting as it was, I refused to download EVERY song with my name in the title... I narrowed it down to a mere 8, figuring the joke may wear a little thin beyond that.

My KELLY playlist includes:


  • Machine Gun Kelly /Angelic Upstarts /Live from the Justice League
  • Dunce Cap Kelly /Dave Kinnoin
  • Kelly /Down Low /Return of the Trendsetter
  • Kelly the Boy from Killane /Harvey Andrews/ Irish Rebellion Album
  • Kelly /The Prairie Dogs /Brand New Heart
  • Kelly's Song /Shawn Mullins /9th Ward Pickin' Parlor
  • Kelly / Timid Tiger /Timid Tiger & Miss Murray
  • Kelly / Van She


My Remaining Names:

  • Kel
  • Lynn (my middle)-- I know, be prepared for mostly Loretta's
  • Carnes (my maiden)-- I know, I know, be prepared for mostly Kim's
  • Brewer
  • Momma
  • Mom
  • Mother
  • Fred
  • Killer
  • Jelly and /or Belly
  • Hey You

Thursday Night Rain





Ah, the things we do for love...


like sitting in the pouring rain


our seats as high as airplanes


and all in the name of


Gamecock Football



(conditions MUCH WETTER than they appear)

SisArt



"art" for Jamela

SLIDESHOW

~tidbits from tiny watercolors sent to Jay for her BDay~




Chandler's Birthday Pictures


Chandler recently turned 8 years old. Here are some pictures of his birthday party-

Medieval Festival

Nothing Happens Here... really, for all the wonderful and historical significance to be found in Savannah, it is quite a boring town.

So when the clowns finally do arrive, when the last tent has been staked down and the show is ready to begin, you can usually find me within a whiff of the nearest elephant or taking notes from the closest freak...

Saturday was no exception... The SCA- or Society for Creative Anachronism- held a little shindig and we was all of us invited to attend.

Now, before some of you ultra suspicious types start trying to have me exorcised or excommunicated, I should explain that the folks over at the SCA are only using big words to try and scare you-- that is why they insist on continuing to use olde English while the rest of us have graduated on towards more streamlined forms of speech like Ebonics.

You may be tempted to confuse Anachronism with Anarchy, and though there was plenty of fighting, it was all with great chivalry and honor.

Plus, they really believe they are knights and stuff... a little wacky perhaps, but harmless at the end of the day.

The kids got to 'Whack a Knight' 'Ride a Steed (a.k.a. pony)' Shoot a Crossbow and make knight stuff...

Here's a peek (pre-camera battery's tragic and sudden death):




If these walls could talk...

Got nothing better to do than talk to the walls? Well, these walls talk back - just be warned- in true bathroom stall fashion, some can be a little trash mouthed:

*(thanks to TheFool, found this site via SkullADay.com)

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