We got it!
(to be exclaimed in Tom Hank's voice from Polar Express)
The SCE&G man came early this morning, bearing gifts of hot wash water and warm showers to all.
(for a nominal fee, of course)
Now all we gotta do is get the rest of our furniture and the cable/internet cut on, and we can begin to settle in.
I know you must be asking yourself how I'm posting if there is no internet... all I can say is "Arrgh, matey that's enough questions outta ye..."
(to be imagined in a piratey voice, otherwise rendered ineffective)
Updates will follow-quite inconsistently and much like a nagging itch