Our FaceBook friend Mitch often posts poetic pictures of the "Old Lady" tree near his home. And, it is a beautiful, old lady tree. See? Mr. Mitch is an interesting fellow and I often want to do and be and think and see in step with him. So, imagine my delight when I discovered that we have an Old Lady Tree too... See? Okay, so she's a bit of a hag. I surely wouldn't eat any apples from this tree. Mainly because it isn't an apple tree, bu t also because 'she' looks like the witch from Snow White, whose specialty was the Drowsy Apple. See? I have friends standing by - ready to call the right folks and administer the right meds for me if the lady in my tree turns out to be from another Disney franchise: If I hear it speak, I am to repeat: "A tree may speak to me, but only metaphorically." (...and so help me, if you ever find me running around in a buckskin dress...talking to the trees... wrap me up in my loooong sleeve pajamas please.....