Chandler's Golden Good Luck Medicine

Chandler's medicine is called "Chandler's Golden Good Luck Medicine", a neon yellow tinted sugar water with hints of lemon and strawberry. For your consideration, Chandler's Golden Good Luck Medicine:

• Grants ever lasting life
• Treats muscle pain
• Makes you stronger than anyone but God
• Gives you good luck
• Prevents heart attacks
• And much more!

All for only $5.95 per bottle!

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