I have found the perfect solution for both pro and anti gun enthusiasts alike...meet The Rhino:
For the anti-gun folks:
- NO BULLETS
- NO BLOOD... save maybe a small nosebleed (and even then, not for long)
- It may even help improve your health by spotting that unsuspected growth behind your nasal hairs...
For the pro-gun folks:
- It looks like a gun when aimed at one's head
- Prolonged Trauma for the assailant when compared to the quick and easy gun shot wound
- Attached video camera creates instant playback for "enthusiast" meetings...
...and when it was all over, I walked out and PAID them for having done this to me...